What kind of a quarantined gymnerd are you?

When you see a leo elimination game in your feed, what do you do?

Leo elimination games? What are those?

Vote for my favorite leos, of course! Someone needs to teach the world what is beautiful and what is not.

Bitch, I started those games.

Scroll through. That’s some boring stuff.

Aggressively mute all the people who ever liked any tweets with those games or replied to them. Also, the word “leo” is muted forever now. Sorry, Di Caprio, but this had to be done.

How many team predictions for Tokyo have you made since the start of the quarantine?

Wait, how many days ago did the quarantine start? That’s how many predictions. Times two. Or three.

Excuse me, I can’t think about team predictions because what if the quarantine never ends???? Or what if all my favorite gymnasts retire?

Teams? What teams? I only care that Chuso gets there, and, obviously, Chuso will be there. She might have no one else to compete with, though.

What are team predictions? Is it like betting? Can I win some money?

We need to wait and see how things play out. It’s impossible to predict anything now.

How did you react to the news that NCAA and elite seasons were canceled?

Sorry, you keep using lots of weird words, I can’t understand you.

Wait, NCAA is canceled? Sorry, I’m still catching up on the meets, I saw UCLA vs Utah just yesterday.

I cried. And cried some more. And made a montage of all my fave routines.

I honestly expected it, so when it happened, I was prepared.

*singing* Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me.

What are you doing with all the free time you got?

What free time? I still work.

Netflix and chill, obvs. And Twitter. Mostly, Twitter. And very little chill, I guess.

I’m going to memorize every element in the code and also all the elements that were removed from the code and all the values in of those elements across the codes, so I can judge the routines from 1976 using the appropriate code.

Rewatching the 2010 Worlds AA final. Over and over. It’s my happy place.

Frantically googling “gymnastics coronavirus” every fifteen minutes. Alternating it with “will we all die?”

What kind of a quarantined gymnerd are you?

A sensible gymnerd

You think it’s a bit sad that gymnastics is on a break but it’s not such a big deal. Wait, what? Sorry, I don’t believe you answered the questions truthfully.

An overachieving gymnerd

This is finally the time to learn Chinese, Japanese, Romanian, and Russian, so that you’ll always be updated on the latest news. So far, you’ve also managed to deep-clean your apartment, get a six-pack, learn Python and C++, and organize your wardrobe according to the KonMari method.

An anxious gymnerd

The world is crumbling around us and clearly this is too much to handle, so you cope by immersing yourself in all things gymnastics. If those leo elimination games help, go for it.

A terrified gymnerd

Clearly, this is the end of the world and zombies are coming and even if they’re not, this pandemic will never be over, so what is even the point of gymnastics anymore? It’ll get better. At least, I hope so.

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What kind of a quarantined gymnerd are you?

When you see a leo elimination game in your feed, what do you do?

How many team predictions for Tokyo have you made since the start of the quarantine?

How did you react to the news that NCAA and elite seasons were canceled?

What are you doing with all the free time you got?

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